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I cast: "speak with Greg!"
— Eston Schweickart,
on locating Steve
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audience: so it's a javascript-like language?
Adrian: Sure! well, it's javascript-like in that it has the keyword "var"
— Adrian Sampson,
Presenting his new, non-javascript language at the PL retreat
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Nothing is interesting until it is.
— Adrian Sampson,
discussing real time image recognition across frames in Game of Thrones
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"There was an explosion, that nobody was hurt in." - Tom Magrino
"Oh, you're talking about the new pope." - Fabian Muehlboeck
— Tom Magrino and Fabian Muehlboeck,
talking about the Ithapope
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My ass never learned to read.
— Robert Escriva,
in reply to a smartass joke.
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Why can't I be angry at range?
— Tom Magrino,
playing as a barbarian in DnD
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I once dreamt that I was an integral. When I woke up, I was curved like an integral with my hands together arched forward and my legs curled behind me.
— Alisa Jung,
I was explaining my night terrors (where obscenely violent actions were being performed on me, yet I somehow didn't actually scream in reality).
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That mace was my father!
— Matthew Milano,
explaining the genesis of Tom's Mace, in DnD
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I am the scratch workshop
— Molly Feldman,
EYH planning.
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Advisors who beat their students were themselves beaten as students.
— Fred Schneider,
explaining why some advisors pressure their students to publish a lot
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Are you a robot?
— Isaac Sheff,
Answering a call from a real person working at Nielsen
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You can't cut the wood without sharpening a saw.
— Dexter Kozen,
explaining why he had given a brief overview of probability spaces and Lebesgue integrals in a programming languages seminar talk.
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GrammaTech is the largest Computer Science department in Ithaca.
— Fred Schneider,
introducing a speaker from GrammaTech
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That's what Robbert asked me when we did the dry run tomorrow.
— Shrutarshi Basu,
answering a question at systems lunch
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Let's avoid unicode.
— Andrew Myers,
Typing on his modified-dvorak keyboard, using chording for arrows and greek
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