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We don't have any robots today that I would want to go to the restroom with
— Henrik Christensen,
Describing Emerging markets for new robots
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"Pros:
- No technical skills required."
Well, that doesn't sound like a pro to me: it's just a euphemism for the tool being closed source.
— Sam Havron,
Upon reading the description of an Android rooting tool
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MIT is kind of an output-only device.
— Andrew Myers,
on the propagation of terminology concerning consistency models
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Optimizing traders are hard to distinguish from malicious adversaries.
— Yaron Minsky,
Systems Lunch talk on stock exchanges
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I cast: "speak with Greg!"
— Eston Schweickart,
on locating Steve
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audience: so it's a javascript-like language?
Adrian: Sure! well, it's javascript-like in that it has the keyword "var"
— Adrian Sampson,
Presenting his new, non-javascript language at the PL retreat
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Nothing is interesting until it is.
— Adrian Sampson,
discussing real time image recognition across frames in Game of Thrones
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"There was an explosion, that nobody was hurt in." - Tom Magrino
"Oh, you're talking about the new pope." - Fabian Muehlboeck
— Tom Magrino and Fabian Muehlboeck,
talking about the Ithapope
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I'm never going to get this wrong; I'm never going to get this right.
— Andrew Hirsch,
pronouns for mushrooms
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My ass never learned to read.
— Robert Escriva,
in reply to a smartass joke.
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Why can't I be angry at range?
— Tom Magrino,
playing as a barbarian in DnD
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I once dreamt that I was an integral. When I woke up, I was curved like an integral with my hands together arched forward and my legs curled behind me.
— Alisa Jung,
I was explaining my night terrors (where obscenely violent actions were being performed on me, yet I somehow didn't actually scream in reality).
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That mace was my father!
— Matthew Milano,
explaining the genesis of Tom's Mace, in DnD
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I am the scratch workshop
— Molly Feldman,
EYH planning.
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Programs are meant to be used and not heard.
— Tom Magrino,
On distributed computing
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