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I saw some coffee-like liquid spilled over the floor outside of 4th floor kitchen which might be dangerous. How can I get help?
— Haobin Ni,
asking for help on Slack
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Feb. 27, 2020
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There is a special place in hell for people who break spaghetti in half.
— Lorenzo Alvisi,
using it as a placeholder for a process’ event in an order of events related concept during a CS5414 lecture
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Nov. 21, 2019
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"I'm bored but also overwhelmed." Welcome to grad school.
— Matthew Milano,
explaining a cat examining a shoe in the middle of a crowd of people
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Nov. 17, 2019
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If I had a million dollars, I would give it to you. It's true because I don't have a million dollars.
— Michael George,
on vacuous truths
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Oct. 30, 2019
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Lazy state is the new Magical Trevor
— Ethan Cecchetti,
On fun things to sneak into papers
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Oct. 28, 2019
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What doesn't kill you ... makes you sad.
— Ethan Cecchetti,
regarding being a graduate student and in response to repeated declarations of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".
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Sept. 27, 2019
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Shit.
— Rundong Wu,
On response to "what shall we eat for lunch?"
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Sept. 20, 2019
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I don't have a proof that this is all you need... but in practice this is all you need
— Fred Schneider,
explaining the necessary conditions for thread-safe code in CS 4410
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Sept. 17, 2019
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The purpose of the prefix "co" is to take something you don't really understand and turn it into something you really don't understand.
— Andrew Myers,
responding to a description of co-monads as "monads, but the other way around"
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Sept. 16, 2019
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Everyone likes ladders, it's how you get high
— Ross Tate,
defending his ladder-related pull request in CS 5152
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Sept. 6, 2019
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If I had to pick a way to die: suffocated by baby golden retrievers.
— Molly Feldman
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Sept. 6, 2019
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High quality sleep is a constant of the productive function, high quality dining is a coefficient of it.
— Liuting Chen
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July 28, 2019
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