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We use recursion because its cool and it works
— Andrew Myers
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March 12, 2021
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Someone pushed code at 6am and broke the classroom.
— Andrew Myers,
discussing problems with projectors in CS 4120
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Feb. 8, 2021
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Didn't know I could write upside down, did you?
— Dexter Kozen,
while delivering a lecture on the Dinic Algorithm
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Oct. 27, 2020
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You will be an instant millionaire... I think that was meaningful back when a million dollars meant something, I'm not sure it does anymore.
— Dexter Kozen,
on the consequences of solving the P=NP problem
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Oct. 19, 2020
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Due to the great desire of others for me to be in meetings to discuss how to make the world a better place; I have to truncate my office hours today and tomorrow.
— Stephanie Meik,
Stephanie's OH Changes
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Oct. 7, 2020
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I wish I could talk to my trees
— Robert Constable
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Sept. 2, 2020
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One second, my cat is sitting on my remote keyboard and it's causing my computer to do funny things. I'll be right back.
— Michael George,
during a review of combinatorial proofs
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May 20, 2020
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Well of course, you can't quite read it from my um... uh... my poor drawing here but... actually, yes you can.
— Michael George,
explaining Markov's inequality
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May 11, 2020
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Will you stop learning after you graduate ? No! Why should our ML algorithms stop learning ?
— Chris De Sa,
while teaching online learning
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May 6, 2020
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So there is our set of... blue... things. deep sighs And there are k of them.
— Michael George,
in a lecture on the binomial theorem
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April 27, 2020
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Why would I want to have fun?
— Prof. DNM,
after student presenting project said "this app is for entertainment and fun"
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April 21, 2020
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Projectors are actually a refinement of printers, just in real-time.
— Griffin Berlstein,
comparing frequently-broken display peripherals
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March 4, 2020
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