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I wish I could talk to my trees
— Robert Constable
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Sept. 2, 2020
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One second, my cat is sitting on my remote keyboard and it's causing my computer to do funny things. I'll be right back.
— Michael George,
during a review of combinatorial proofs
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May 20, 2020
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Well of course, you can't quite read it from my um... uh... my poor drawing here but... actually, yes you can.
— Michael George,
explaining Markov's inequality
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May 11, 2020
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Will you stop learning after you graduate ? No! Why should our ML algorithms stop learning ?
— Chris De Sa,
while teaching online learning
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May 6, 2020
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So there is our set of... blue... things. deep sighs And there are k of them.
— Michael George,
in a lecture on the binomial theorem
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April 27, 2020
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Why would I want to have fun?
— Prof. DNM,
after student presenting project said "this app is for entertainment and fun"
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April 21, 2020
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Projectors are actually a refinement of printers, just in real-time.
— Griffin Berlstein,
comparing frequently-broken display peripherals
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March 4, 2020
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I saw some coffee-like liquid spilled over the floor outside of 4th floor kitchen which might be dangerous. How can I get help?
— Haobin Ni,
asking for help on Slack
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Feb. 27, 2020
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There is a special place in hell for people who break spaghetti in half.
— Lorenzo Alvisi,
using it as a placeholder for a process’ event in an order of events related concept during a CS5414 lecture
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Nov. 21, 2019
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"I'm bored but also overwhelmed." Welcome to grad school.
— Matthew Milano,
explaining a cat examining a shoe in the middle of a crowd of people
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Nov. 17, 2019
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If I had a million dollars, I would give it to you. It's true because I don't have a million dollars.
— Michael George,
on vacuous truths
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Oct. 30, 2019
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Lazy state is the new Magical Trevor
— Ethan Cecchetti,
On fun things to sneak into papers
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Oct. 28, 2019
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