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You have a file with illicit content, say, child pornography, and I say that you own it so they don't come and arrest me, they arrest you
— Fred Schneider,
discussing the transfer of file ownership
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Nov. 12, 2021
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If you don't understand it, just be reassured that it's good.
— Pedro Henrique Azevedo de Amorim,
Pedro's A-exam
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Nov. 12, 2021
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That's all we're for these days anyway, money
— Andrew Meyers
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Oct. 28, 2021
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Apparently we could get a whopping 3 Chris Lams to attend
— Matvey Soloviev,
scheduling a 4820 staff picnic
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May 17, 2021
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Functional languages have this cool feature where they waste half your memory.
— Andrew Myers,
on garbage collection
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May 12, 2021
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There's not much forgiveness in an operating system. You do something you're not supposed to do, and you basically just get killed.
— Anne Bracy,
discussing privileged processes in CS 3410.
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May 4, 2021
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The thumbnail looks like some kind of demented anime
— Allison Liu,
the music video for Caramelldansen
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April 15, 2021
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We use recursion because its cool and it works
— Andrew Myers
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March 12, 2021
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Someone pushed code at 6am and broke the classroom.
— Andrew Myers,
discussing problems with projectors in CS 4120
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Feb. 8, 2021
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Didn't know I could write upside down, did you?
— Dexter Kozen,
while delivering a lecture on the Dinic Algorithm
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Oct. 27, 2020
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You will be an instant millionaire... I think that was meaningful back when a million dollars meant something, I'm not sure it does anymore.
— Dexter Kozen,
on the consequences of solving the P=NP problem
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Oct. 19, 2020
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Due to the great desire of others for me to be in meetings to discuss how to make the world a better place; I have to truncate my office hours today and tomorrow.
— Stephanie Meik,
Stephanie's OH Changes
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Oct. 7, 2020
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