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""My pants were so wet." - Fabian Muehlboeck, talking about "the rain""
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Fantasizing about being quoted
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July 1, 2015
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Oh. I thought people are dirt.
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Playing Ars Magica, interrogating corpses
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June 15, 2015
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I've been an old person before.
— Andrew Hirsch,
Discussing theater and making an actor look old.
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May 11, 2015
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So I can't decide if I should submit this at SIGSEGV or MFPS
— Andrew Hirsch,
discussing "Kit: KAT for git"
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April 20, 2015
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I think, going forward, these things are actually going to kill people, which is more exciting.
— Peter Bailis,
at a student meeting, on database systems.
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April 9, 2015
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Dodging bullets is hard, I guess...
— Edward Tremel,
shooting at assassins
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March 21, 2015
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So how do we solve this problem? Well, we assume we have a solution.
— Zak Kincaid
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We keep doing the wrong thing over and over, until we do the right thing.
— Zak Kincaid,
on iterating until convergence
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March 19, 2015
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Ah, critical mass - that's my favorite mass!
— Matthew Milano,
Gathering students to go to the observatory
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I want to spend a little time on color, because of that... thing that happened over the weekend.
— Serge Belongie,
in grad computer vision, the week after a debate on the color of a blue and black dress melted the Internet
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March 3, 2015
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What does it mean to exist?
— Owen Arden,
Andrew Myers Group Meeting
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Feb. 17, 2015
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One of my main advantages is a lack of common sense.
— Jonathan Shi,
On Quantum Computing
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The world is a low-dimensional manifold!
— Sam Hopkins,
during Student Brown Bag
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It would be like 9/11, but with an infinite tower.
— Matvey Soloviev,
talking about collapsing the polynomial hierarchy
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Does your paper have any equations in it?
— Sam Hopkins,
delivering a sick burn in the theory lab.
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