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I don't want to remove temptation from malicious people. I want them to be malicious and then have the pleasure of killing them.
— Alan Demers
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I'll have you know I spent 13 hours preparing this lecture - so nobody had better sleep.
— John Hopcroft
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This is obvious to an educated person.
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April 18, 1979
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Demers: Here is the promised Fast Fourier Transform example. It worked for the two examples I tried, so I'm fairly sure it's correct.
Student: Proof by exhaustive testing?
Demers: Well, it sure exhausted me.
— Alan Demers
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1 is generally a happy number. It doesn't care what you do with it.
— Bill Fischofer
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After we solve the reliable software problem, we must solve the reliable lecture problem.
— Corky Cartwright
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I have a story to tell you which, besides from the fact that it has nothing to do with communication, is completely irrelevant.
— Tim Teitelbaum
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Can you put my obfuscation into words?
— Corky Cartwright
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Two sets of half size - 1/4 being approximately 1/2.
— John Hopcroft
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Let me change the theorem to one I can actually prove.
— Bob Constable
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I have an n floating around, which I guess I haven't mentioned today.
— John Hopcroft
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This is known, as of today, as the "Sticky Fingers Louie" method.
— Juris Hartmanis
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I'd have to think about it. I'm not in the mood to think.
— John Hopcroft
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I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that I am not Hopcroft. The bad news is that Hopcroft will be back.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Everything I say is plus or minus one.
— Tim Teitelbaum
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