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I hear that the halting problem is kinda a big deal— Matthew Milano, discussing how Agda isn't strongly normalizing · March 17, 2015 · Permalink
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It is rank 2. It will kill you.— Serge Belongie, on why you can't invert \hat{T} to extract R from the essential matrix · March 5, 2015 · Permalink
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People who move to Montana are looking for a slower lifestyle.— Fred Schneider, during colloquium, on why the map of a proposed speed-of-light Internet doesn't include Montana · March 5, 2015 · Permalink
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Suppose I inappropriately trusted you— Ken Birman, Asking a question during a systems lunch talk on bitcoin · Feb. 13, 2015 · Permalink
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Next week, I'll be showing you 4D graphs.— Efe Gencer, without a hint of irony · Dec. 10, 2014 · Permalink
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Honesty is frustrating. Honestly, honesty is overrated.— Laure Thompson, working on cryptography, proving zero knowledge · Dec. 8, 2014 · Permalink
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Epsilon, is, like, a social construct.— Dylan Foster, in a discussion of math · Nov. 10, 2014 · Permalink
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"We have three days. That's infinity time."— Kavita Bala, on the Thursday before grant proposal due next Monday · Nov. 6, 2014 · Permalink
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I have to tie my shoe. In rugby, you say "minute, please". Actually you usually say that after you've been punched in the face.— Dexter Kozen · Nov. 7, 2006 · Permalink
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If you're trying to glue some junk together to build a glued-together junky thing, then Windows is the way to go.— Ken Birman, Comment made in a CS414 lecture · Nov. 23, 2004 · Permalink
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Routing is a special case, 'cause it's the bottom turtle.— Paul Francis, Commenting on routing as a peer-to-peer problem · May 6, 2004 · Permalink
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— Nate Nystrom · April 30, 2004 · Permalink
Andrew (to Michael): Are you a plant [to ask questions during
this talk]?Nate: He's more like a mold...
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Your gun, your foot.— Fred Schneider · March 18, 2004 · Permalink
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Here there is absolutely nothing happening, so it has to be golf.— Yann LeCun, On image classification. · Feb. 27, 2004 · Permalink
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The purpose of this is for Alice and Bob to have enough knives to do what they want to do for the rest of this dance.— Fred Schneider, In a discussion of the SSL protocol. · Feb. 24, 2004 · Permalink