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Tom: I'm seeing a lot of use of $100 words here.
Andrew: Nah, these are at most $50 words
— Tom Magrino and Andrew Myers,
discussing a paper
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Jed is actually the kobold of the department.
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
explaining missing papers
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My old foe, the pond!
— Tom Magrino,
discussing future exploration plans, DnD
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There is no free lunch... well I guess in Italy there is free lunch.
— Lorenzo Alvisi,
Teaching CS4410
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Programs are meant to be used and not heard.
— Tom Magrino,
On distributed computing
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In higher dimensions, anything can work, right?
— Ashudeep Singh ,
in NLP seminar
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Yeah, that's future work, to ensure the user is not intoxicated.
— Rahul Chatterjee,
Talking about his research on detecting typos in passwords.
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Stay away from negative people, solution aren't the problem, they hate that, they are the problem.
— Werley Nortreus
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As you might know, betrayal is everywhere.
— Cristian Danescu-Niculescu-Mizil,
motivating his research
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It's like machine learning, but with humans. So... learning.
— Matthew Milano
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Andrew [Myers] is what happens when you combine the Hulk and the Sandman.
— Matthew Milano,
discussing Andrew's sleep schedule
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Eston: Wait, that's not okay!!
Ross: Yeah, you can throw a monkey wrench.
Eston: THROUGH TIME?!
— Eston Schweickart and Ross Knepper,
discussing the rules of time machines
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Does this mean we'll never be able to shoot lasers out of our eyes?
— Scott Wehrwein,
responding to Jonathan Shi's explanation of why memory can't work backwards
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It's like one of them showroom floors where you have a spinning car, but killing people.
— Isaac Sheff,
on Teslas on escalators
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Why would you want to get work done? It's a Wednesday!
— Ethan Cecchetti,
enjoying his apparent 5-day weekend.
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