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 I'm running out of time, so I'm going to use very short variable names. 
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 Student: Tim, there was a blatant case of cheating on the program. What should we do?
Tim: What did she look like? 
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 I have a story to tell you which, besides from the fact that it has nothing to do with communication, is completely irrelevant. 
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 Why am I so goddamned lost? 
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 The last ten percent of your grade will be determined by other considerations, mainly sexual. 
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 Everything I say is plus or minus one. 
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