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I've got a lot of gray hair, but what really makes me feel old is that I remember when Ken had hair.
— Mike Stonebraker,
colloquium talk
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Mike: Does anyone know on what platform Oracle runs the best?
Ken: An old Sun Microsystems machine?
Mike: A 35mm slide projector.
— Mike Stonebraker,
after discussing Oracle's commitment to supporting legacy code
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Never bet against the compiler.
— Mike Stonebraker,
on why it's better to program your database in SQL than a low-level NoSQL language
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