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 How would a Dog design a programming language? 
		   — Michael Roberts, 
		   Post PLDG 
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 If I had to haunt someplace, at least there's a Gimme Coffee. 
		   — Michael Roberts, 
		   After learning he has to haunt Gates Hall for all of eternity because of snow 
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 All will hear the jingle-jangle of her strings, and despair! 
		   — Michael Roberts, 
		   Discussing the potential "greatest and most terrible of mandolinists" 
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 My favorite feature of Haskell is [unintelligible screaming]. 
		   — Michael Roberts, 
		   commenting on the accessibility of Haskell talks 
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 I think that, as a community, PL people have a moral responsibility to step in and say "No, you're having fun wrong!" 
		   — Michael Roberts, 
		   On music programming languages 
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