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"I'm bored but also overwhelmed." Welcome to grad school.
— Matthew Milano,
explaining a cat examining a shoe in the middle of a crowd of people
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It really goes from zero to Jesus real fast.
— Matthew Milano,
about talking vegetables
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That mace was my father!
— Matthew Milano,
explaining the genesis of Tom's Mace, in DnD
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Thank you for calling me 'tentacly man'
— Matthew Milano,
responding to Andrew, who failed to remember his name
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That's bizarre... I just coded in templates for an hour and it worked.
— Matthew Milano,
On his coding style
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Dying and graduating are NOT the same thing. You can still Skype people who died.
— Matthew Milano,
Explaining Owen
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Aug. 11, 2016
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It's like machine learning, but with humans. So... learning.
— Matthew Milano
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July 30, 2016
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Andrew [Myers] is what happens when you combine the Hulk and the Sandman.
— Matthew Milano,
discussing Andrew's sleep schedule
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I'm a princess; they'll listen to me!
— Matthew Milano,
Somewhere north of Kiev
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Nobody brograms in Haskell.
— Matthew Milano,
unintentionally issuing a challenge.
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