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Will the rest of the talk be in English?
— Juris Hartmanis,
To a seminar speaker who, unlike himself, spoke with an accent
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Oct. 14, 1976
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It's a very cheap trick - which works.
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May 13, 1976
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Why don't I tell you it's on Wednesday, and on Wednesday tell you I lied.
— Juris Hartmanis,
On the date of the final exam
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Nov. 24, 1975
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Any comedian who tried to get away with the jokes I'm telling would get booed off the stage. People like me should not be flattered by my apparent wit.
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Nov. 24, 1975
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Hopcroft would tell you that this is divide and conquer. To me, that seems like lots of fingers.
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Nov. 21, 1975
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I chose r so fat and big that one won't make any difference.
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Nov. 19, 1975
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It just brutally stuffs it in the stack.
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Oct. 29, 1975
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Oh, I goofed - no, I didn't - yes, I didn't.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Oct. 10, 1975
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This may look to you like my chalk is faster than you eye.
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Oct. 6, 1975
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I even put on a necktie today not to make any mistakes.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Sept. 24, 1975
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