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God knows you forget half the things I tell you anyway. Forget that.
— Fred Schneider
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A rendez-vous monitor, a.k.a. a bordello ...
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Nov. 5, 1980
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This is my dirty joke of the day.
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Nov. 3, 1980
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If you can build semaphores, you can conquer the world.
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Prove your programs by means of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
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Oct. 9, 1980
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I'm going to be a hacker when I grow up.
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Sept. 25, 1980
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We've got enough problems without worrying about tricky naming.
— Fred Schneider,
On aliasing
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You're thinking again!
— Fred Schneider,
In a reprimanding tone
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Sept. 15, 1980
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Proof by Toyota - you asked for it, you got it.
— Fred Schneider
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Let's warm up with deadlock.
— Fred Schneider
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Dec. 7, 1979
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