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Forks and monitors are really just the same thing.
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You have to do a CALL(service repair person).
— Fred Schneider,
On the next instruction after a disk head seek to track 1,000,000
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April 29, 1981
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There are just some things in the world you can't do. That's what 481 and 482 are about.
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March 11, 1981
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Some systems ask you personal questions. Not that kind!
— Fred Schneider
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March 11, 1981
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There are those who don't want to be impersonated by Dave Wright.
— Fred Schneider
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March 11, 1981
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Look, there's a lot of klugey rules.
— Fred Schneider,
On chess
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Feb. 23, 1981
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At ten o'clock you can laugh at the jokes.
— Fred Schneider
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Feb. 9, 1981
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Nice in the sense it's pathological.
— Fred Schneider
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It's a very sexy topic these days.
— Fred Schneider,
On distributed processing
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Nov. 21, 1980
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Truth ... is impervious to hisses.
— Fred Schneider
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