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 I'm just caught in the trappings of object-oriented design... 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   Unintentionally realizing his mistakes 
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 It's only a competition if I win. That's the very definition of a competition. 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   Comparing himself to machine learning researchers 
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 What does everybody have against passive-aggression? Sometimes, people deserve it. 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   giving tips on managing your advisor 
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 Jed is actually the kobold of the department. 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   explaining missing papers 
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 I don't compute. I decide. 
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 Yaaay, I love dictating! 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   celebrating the opportunity to decide on dinner. 
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 ""My pants were so wet." - Fabian Muehlboeck, talking about "the rain"" 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   Fantasizing about being quoted 
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 Oh.  I thought people are dirt. 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   Playing Ars Magica, interrogating corpses 
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 This will be super fun; in here, we can follow all the rules! 
		   — Fabian Muehlboeck, 
		   unintentionally parodying himself 
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 I am the 0.1%. 
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