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 Contractions are guaranteed to be cycle preserving under explosion, whatever that means. 
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 All philosophers die while thinking. 
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 Student 1: Where do I get the PRL handouts?
Student 2: Talk to Joe Bates. It's his PRL.
Alpern: Does that make the rest of us swine? 
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 Constructive logic is Trotskyist mathematics. 
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