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 I take Andrew Myers' name in vain. 
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 We'll keep the windows closed so dogs don't jump in. Well, dogs don't usually jump in on the second floor. 
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 Why is OCaml used more here than on the West Coast? I guess it's our proximity to France. 
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 I'm Bob Constable, I forgot how long I've been here... 
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 In theory A, the A stands for America, 'cause we did it first. 
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 There is no accessible paper on type theory. I'm partially responsible, I've written three papers. 
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 I know of no other logic in which one can say such complete and utter nonsense. 
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 I really believe that most of classical mathematics is meaningless at best. 
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 Well, it looks like today's lecture is going to be more confused than normal. 
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 Student: I've never seen a computer that implements the integers.
Constable: Unfortunately, they're not building them the way they ought to. 
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