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 Gee, bottoms are getting bigger and bigger... 
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 "I'm not married but I have a medical excuse." 
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 Bliss is frightening. 
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 You can't lose tenure. You can't get it either. 
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 In the back of my mind is an LSI-11. 
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 People who generate self-modifying code are in a state of mortal sin. 
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 "d"s are idempotent. 
		   — Alan Demers, 
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 That is really far out. I don't know if I should deliver a eulogy. 
		   — Alan Demers, 
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 The Algol-68 phenomenon is a little bizarre. 
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 PL/I is a disaster, right? 
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