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 I can fix it, unfortunately. Let's hope it won't work. If it does work, I'm going to have to leave it in, and it's disgusting. 
		   — Alan Demers, 
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 Let me write down the natural numbers and then stop. 
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 This language also has garbage commands - that is guarded commands. Oh no! I didn't say that. 
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 Demers: I don't say 'gack' in lecture all the time!
Student: Yes you do, and 'sigh.'
Demers: Oh I do? Sigh... 
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 Can I erase this board? Obviously - I've just done it. 
		   — Alan Demers
		    
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 I'm not Bob Constable up here, I'm perfectly willing to consider functions as ordered pairs. 
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 There exists an alpha such that ... God! 
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 It would be tremendous help if I could talk and write at the same time. 
		   — Alan Demers
		    
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 We are just about at the end, so I can bullshit now. 
		   — Alan Demers
		    
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 I'm explaining this as though it were a well-known technique, but in fact I just invented it. 
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