Aside: I was thinking to myself this morning: the fact that we are giving you yet another update makes me want to stab myself in the eye, and also I was thinking that some of you might want to beat me to that. I was so distracted by this thought that I didn't watch where I was going, and I got hit in the head by a lowering parking-garage arm.

So take what comfort you can out of the fact that the universe is extracting its cosmic revenge on me for you.