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We can prove these are valid ... I hope we can prove them all valid ... I hope they're all valid.
— Susan Gerhart
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Jan. 29, 1976
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Everything has to be written down and not in my head, because I don't know my head from a hole in the wall.
— Greg Andrews
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Dec. 5, 1975
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Why don't I tell you it's on Wednesday, and on Wednesday tell you I lied.
— Juris Hartmanis,
On the date of the final exam
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Nov. 24, 1975
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Any comedian who tried to get away with the jokes I'm telling would get booed off the stage. People like me should not be flattered by my apparent wit.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Nov. 24, 1975
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I might be dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
— John Williams
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Nov. 24, 1975
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Hopcroft would tell you that this is divide and conquer. To me, that seems like lots of fingers.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Nov. 21, 1975
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I chose r so fat and big that one won't make any difference.
— Juris Hartmanis
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Nov. 19, 1975
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The numerical methods can always produce a number, but if the problem has no solution, the number will be meaningless.
— Shih-Ping Han
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Nov. 17, 1975
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I have an n floating around, which I guess I haven't mentioned today.
— John Hopcroft
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Nov. 10, 1975
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Without loss of generality, for a reason that temporarily eludes me, ...
— John Hopcroft
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Nov. 10, 1975
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I'm not going to go through all that crud - I don't understand it anyway.
— Greg Andrews,
On queuing models
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Nov. 7, 1975
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Let's just throw up a few distinct partitions of memory.
— Greg Andrews
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Nov. 3, 1975
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