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Tom: Josh is having trouble. It's the lack of monads.
Josh: Actually.
— Tom Magrino,
explaining why Josh kept taking longer than everyone else to program his RoboRally robot
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March 2, 2019
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I'm just caught in the trappings of object-oriented design...
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Unintentionally realizing his mistakes
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Feb. 23, 2019
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It's a research group about nothing.
— Josh Acay,
Comparing pointless Syslab discussions with Seinfeld
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Feb. 19, 2019
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Last time I checked, Jesus does not program in Coq
— Andrew Hirsch,
asking for a miracle
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Feb. 18, 2019
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Huh, I did not know about SoftRefLRUPolicyMSPerMB (edited)
— Andrew Myers,
An accidental Java self-parody, courtesy of slack
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Feb. 11, 2019
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How would a Dog design a programming language?
— Michael Roberts,
Post PLDG
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Feb. 6, 2019
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The tune you want to knob is...
— Rolph Recto,
Discussing formal methods in great works of pl
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Feb. 5, 2019
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Tom: So this is how Grep works
Andru: Actually, grep did not originally do that. In fact, I fixed grep to use it.
— Andrew Myers,
Discussing implementations of the boyer-moore algorithm.
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Feb. 4, 2019
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One way to get out of holes is to stop digging them
— Tom Magrino,
On avoiding the pitfalls of research
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Feb. 4, 2019
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Jennae: Is your life balanced?
Ross: Yes it is! Half research, and half teaching!
— Ross Knepper,
On work-life balance during a deep conversation at games night
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Feb. 1, 2019
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There is no prize for finishing your PhD early.
— Andrew Myers,
when discussing the 14 semester limit for a Ph.D. and how you can petition for longer
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Jan. 31, 2019
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There is a lot of food for thought here. Let me chew it for you.
— Christos Papadimitriou,
explaining how brains work
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Jan. 31, 2019
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