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Maplewood is just Murphy's Law condensed into the form of an apartment complex.
— Jonathan Chang
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May 6, 2019
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We have to address the elephant in the room, which is that it would be difficult to put an elephant in the room.
— Angjoo Kanazawa,
on the limitations of 3D motion capture setups
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May 2, 2019
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I took a Lattice Algorithms course, so I know how to make a lattice crust.
— Lucy Li,
while making apple pie
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April 28, 2019
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Tensors come from somewhere. They're not just something you start with in the morning.
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Well, maybe my morning.
— Fredrik Kjolstad
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April 25, 2019
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It's as if the infinite-time Turing machine went to a party, spent an infinite amount of time there, blacked out, and woke up in its "limit" state with no idea of how it got there.
— Bobby Kleinberg,
CS 4820 Piazza follow-up about infinite time Turing machines
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April 25, 2019
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What if Mars has better chocoloate?
— Sachille Atapattu,
Considering death by chocolate
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April 14, 2019
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But history is a lie!
— Adrian Sampson,
Talking about git rebase
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March 28, 2019
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Wait, wait. Killian! I need someone whose stories are stupider than mine.
— Soumya Basu
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March 26, 2019
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We've implemented something other than Haskell in Haskell, which is a shock.
— Eric Campbell,
45 minutes into a demo of implementing a call-by-value interpreter
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March 26, 2019
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Tom: This is somebody's PhD, and maybe not you guys.
Rolph: I already have like three PhDs, I don't want more.
— Rolph Recto,
Discussing feature creep in projects.
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March 7, 2019
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Tom: Josh is having trouble. It's the lack of monads.
Josh: Actually.
— Tom Magrino,
explaining why Josh kept taking longer than everyone else to program his RoboRally robot
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March 2, 2019
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I'm just caught in the trappings of object-oriented design...
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Unintentionally realizing his mistakes
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Feb. 23, 2019
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