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Undo is an abomination.
— Dick Conway
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Oct. 30, 1980
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The state of Florida tends to be very ill-conditioned for some reason.
— Allan George
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Oct. 30, 1980
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If you can build semaphores, you can conquer the world.
— Fred Schneider
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Oct. 24, 1980
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This is crude, but, um, I'm that sort of guy.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 22, 1980
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It's hard to differentiate FORTRAN subroutines.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 22, 1980
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Do you mind if my prime is a power of two?
— John Hopcroft
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Oct. 17, 1980
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If you can find a quadratic equation with three roots, come find me at my office hours, or even on my estate.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 17, 1980
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We are able to remove logic completely.
— Bob Constable
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Oct. 13, 1980
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Time and space are not just engineering problems.
— Neil Immerman
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Oct. 12, 1980
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Householder did his work in the fifties - he was one of the founders of Numerical Algebra. He is now retired in Malibu. This will happen one day to me too: the "Van-Loan Matrix" has two columns at the top and three at the bottom. For that they'll let me retire in Elmira.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 10, 1980
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Prove your programs by means of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
— Fred Schneider
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Oct. 9, 1980
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All philosophers die while thinking.
— Bowen Alpern
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Oct. 8, 1980
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