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God knows you forget half the things I tell you anyway. Forget that.
— Fred Schneider
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Nov. 7, 1980
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A rendez-vous monitor, a.k.a. a bordello ...
— Fred Schneider
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Nov. 5, 1980
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Student: I've never seen a computer that implements the integers.
Constable: Unfortunately, they're not building them the way they ought to.
— Bob Constable
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Nov. 4, 1980
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This is my dirty joke of the day.
— Fred Schneider
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Nov. 3, 1980
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So now whenever one mentions how smooth a spline is at a cocktail, you can prove it on the back of a napkin.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Nov. 3, 1980
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Certainly not the ties.
— Dean Jacobs,
Commenting on Bowen's usefulness
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Nov. 3, 1980
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Write your matrix on a mobius strip.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 31, 1980
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If you're a FORTRAN dude like me, ...
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 31, 1980
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Here's the theorem we are going to prove: it is fairly painless and the result is quite dramatic.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Oct. 31, 1980
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Try that on your old IMS system.
— Dick Conway
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Oct. 30, 1980
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Undo is an abomination.
— Dick Conway
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Oct. 30, 1980
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The state of Florida tends to be very ill-conditioned for some reason.
— Allan George
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Oct. 30, 1980
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