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I'll prove on Friday that it's at least as interesting as checkers.
— John Gilbert
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Nov. 11, 1984
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Rice is one of our best customers for junior faculty.
— Fred Schneider
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Nov. 11, 1984
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You can solve NP-complete problems fast if only you had a slave who would be willing to do an infinite amount of work.
— John Gilbert
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Nov. 9, 1984
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All NP-completeness proofs are proof-by-example.
— Mark Krentel
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Nov. 7, 1984
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I'll leave it as an exercise. Or you can look in Knuth and find it as an exercise there.
— John Gilbert
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Nov. 2, 1984
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This is a graduate class; nothing is deterministic.
— John Gilbert
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Nov. 2, 1984
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We pause for a moment of shock.
— John Gilbert
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Oct. 29, 1984
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I do not know if this will give a faster algorithm, it's just that we can guarantee a faster algorithm.
— A. Schoenhage
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Oct. 4, 1984
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You reach the level of acceptable performance when no one complains at you any more.
— Jim Donahue
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Sept. 27, 1984
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I used to work in formal semantics. My friends ask me what I'm doing now, and I say, "I'm working on an electronic mail system," and they say, "Too bad."
— Jim Donahue
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Sept. 27, 1984
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I guess what I formally do is eliminate the recurrence, but what I actually do is write down the answer.
— John Gilbert
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Sept. 3, 1984
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Is this terminal free, or is it broken?
— Ryan Stansifer,
On seeing an unused terminal in Carpenter
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Aug. 20, 1984
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