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This is not totally crazy.
— Bruno Codenotti,
CS 482
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1998
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Please do not bring anything illegal, like alcohol, to the exams.
— Tibor Janosi,
CS 381
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1998
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Oh, I didn't realize I still had the price tag on my shirt.
— Tibor Janosi,
CS 381
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1998
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... whereas in the parallel area, it is possible to be absolutely befuddled by 3 lines of code.
— Jack Schwartz
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Sept. 19, 1985
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We know from a theorem of, umm, ... I always get Tarski and Trotsky mixed up. All hail Tarski's theorem.
— Nax Mendler
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Sept. 17, 1985
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Well, Gries' thesis was trivial.
— Charlie Van Loan
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Aug. 29, 1985
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You're obviously naturally weird.
— Dawn Aiken,
To Pavel
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July 7, 1985
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Ad Veritatum Probatione.
— Pavel Curtis
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July 7, 1985
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I found that my algorithm had a lot of trouble dividing a 125 vertex graph into two equal-sized pieces.
— David Johnson
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Feb. 28, 1985
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Vijay: Nature always uses classical randomness.
Hartmanis: How would you know?
— Vijay Vazirani
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Feb. 25, 1985
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This algorithm is asymptotically better than all the others, but it probably has a constant as big as the Grand Canyon.
— Frank Zadeck
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Feb. 22, 1985
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You cannot be taxed for polynomial time. Everyone has a right to polynomial computation. That is one of the basic rights that you have.
— Sylvio Micali
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Feb. 14, 1985
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