CS Department Quotes

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We're working with a bogus processor here, although it's not Pentium which is bogus too.

— Andrew Myers, CS 412 · 1999 · Permalink

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You've taken 314, you should be able to read a processor a day.

— Andrew Myers, referring to learning the Pentium architecture · 1999 · Permalink

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If the things ran into each other then it would blow up, but this was the old days, so it was okay.

— Andrew Myers, CS 412 · 1999 · Permalink

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Here's what a compiler looks like in ten lines of code.

— Andrew Myers, CS 412 · 1999 · Permalink

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The way industrial programming languages are designed is not pretty... you don't want to see how sausage is made.

— Andrew Myers, CS 412 · 1999 · Permalink

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This is not the worst atrocity in FORTRAN.

— Andrew Myers, referring to the lack of recursion · 1999 · Permalink

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The primary job of product management is to design t-shirts for us.

— Brandon Bray, CS 501 · 1998 · Permalink

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Don't worry about the final grade, you'll get what you want... provided you survive the course.