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I'm going to take another piece of chalk.— Dexter Kozen, CS 686 · 2001 · Permalink
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I've got to stop working out -- I'm breaking all the chalk.— Dexter Kozen, CS 686 · 2001 · Permalink
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Writing PP is hard and that's being polite about it... it's actually much harder than that.— Dexter Kozen · 2001 · Permalink
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The difference is the program is running quickly in parallel vs. in parallel quickly.— Dexter Kozen, CS 686 · 2001 · Permalink
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You've really got that homeless look going on.— Andrew Myers, to Jed, who hasn't been home for one-and-a-half weeks · 2001 · Permalink
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If we can do a really good push and get all this done by March while the weather still sucks...— Andrew Myers · 2001 · Permalink
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— Fred Schneider · May 11, 2000 · Permalink
Alumnus: Everything I know about concurrency I learned from your class.
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Old programmers do not write comments.— Paul Ginsparg, when Paul Ginsparg talking about his experience of learning FORTRAN using a punch card in high school. · Jan. 24, 2000 · Permalink
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I'm going to show you a proof that is not more powerful so we can warm up our inductive juices.— Andrew Myers, CS 611 · 2000 · Permalink
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You assume that I'm the same person teaching every lecture... for all you know, there is a vast army of clones of me.— Andrew Myers, CS 611 · 2000 · Permalink
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We could make lazy stores, but people generally think that's a bad idea. But we could design a language like that, and people would be perplexed on how to use it.— Andrew Myers, CS 611 · 2000 · Permalink
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Brandon: So did we all fail?— Andrew Myers, CS 611 · 2000 · Permalink
Andrew: No, you all passed... some in more style than others.