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A monoid is like a burrito, except you take out the category of endofunctors.
— Fran Mota
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Dec. 15, 2014
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Your stomach is a co-burrito.
— Andrew Hirsch,
in a discussion on monads.
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Dec. 15, 2014
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Next week, I'll be showing you 4D graphs.
— Efe Gencer,
without a hint of irony
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Dec. 10, 2014
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Automation is overrated.
— Robbert van Renesse,
programming
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Dec. 10, 2014
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You could say "friendship" is defined as take two people and spit out a random boolean
— Ross Tate,
in TPLS, meging small-world with probabilistic programming.
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Dec. 10, 2014
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They do bad things to us in late December.
— Andrew Myers,
fearing winter break
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Dec. 10, 2014
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Honesty is frustrating. Honestly, honesty is overrated.
— Laure Thompson,
working on cryptography, proving zero knowledge
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Dec. 8, 2014
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You can't hide in a crowd of two.
— Edward Tremel,
Systems Lunch Talk
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Dec. 5, 2014
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We currently trust refrigerators.
— Edward Tremel,
with regards to household devices snooping on your power meter.
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Dec. 5, 2014
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The best things you would do if you were to die tomorrow are different from the best things you would do if you were to live a full, healthy life.
— Peter Frazier,
offering an analogy on the pitfalls of greedy algorithm.
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Dec. 4, 2014
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It's confusing when you have a list of things where some of things are not like the others.
— Andrew Myers,
PL Discussion Group Talk
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Dec. 1, 2014
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Scott's the guy for you to talk to. It's his building, I just live here.
— Fred Schneider,
talking to facilities workers about work on the Systems Lab
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Dec. 1, 2014
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