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We'll keep the windows closed so dogs don't jump in. Well, dogs don't usually jump in on the second floor.
— Bob Constable
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May 4, 2015
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Systems never crash
— Fred Schneider,
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May 1, 2015
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I actually wrote code today, and I felt guilty.
— Ross Knepper
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May 1, 2015
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That's an excellent question. I'll be talking about the problem of a 6 year old mashing the button rather than a 3 year old mashing the button, however.
— Ari Juels,
Answering a question about problems with authentication tokens during a lecture.
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April 20, 2015
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So I can't decide if I should submit this at SIGSEGV or MFPS
— Andrew Hirsch,
discussing "Kit: KAT for git"
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April 20, 2015
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I'm an undergrad. I like manual labor!
— Scarlet Yang,
while folding paper airplanes, for free, for hours
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April 17, 2015
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You know the solution already. That's nice.
— Fred Schneider,
Responding to a question during a lecture on (n, t) secret sharing.
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April 15, 2015
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Why is OCaml used more here than on the West Coast? I guess it's our proximity to France.
— Bob Constable
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April 15, 2015
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I don't want to risk being vegan.
— Rahmtin Rotabi
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April 14, 2015
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Constraints is the internet.
— Laure Thompson,
Discussing a workshop for teaching middle schoolers about networking.
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April 12, 2015
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You don't understand, the cat woke up and killed itself every night!!!!
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That's what it did though!!!
— Laure Thompson,
discussing Tamagotchi life, and death, in the systems lab
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April 12, 2015
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I think, going forward, these things are actually going to kill people, which is more exciting.
— Peter Bailis,
at a student meeting, on database systems.
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April 9, 2015
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