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It's comforting to know that every two months I'll feel like a failure.
— Tom Ristenpart,
on recurring bouts of Imposter Syndrome
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Sept. 1, 2015
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I want you to take the course. I want everybody to take the course. I want your family to take the course.
...but not this semester.
— Anne Bracy,
Talking about the waitlist for CS4410
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Aug. 25, 2015
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Let's talk about John Hopcroft's coke habit.
— Andrew Hirsch,
discussing the Coke Machine. Which dispenses *soda*
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July 2, 2015
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""My pants were so wet." - Fabian Muehlboeck, talking about "the rain""
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Fantasizing about being quoted
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July 1, 2015
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Oh. I thought people are dirt.
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Playing Ars Magica, interrogating corpses
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June 15, 2015
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This will be super fun; in here, we can follow all the rules!
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
unintentionally parodying himself
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June 15, 2015
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Nobody brograms in Haskell.
— Matthew Milano,
unintentionally issuing a challenge.
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May 20, 2015
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Rembrandt is arguably the creator of the selfie.
— Ira Kemelmacher-Shlizerman,
on the huge number of selfies available on the Internet
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May 12, 2015
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I've been an old person before.
— Andrew Hirsch,
Discussing theater and making an actor look old.
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May 11, 2015
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If there's one thing I can do, I can dump things.
— Adam Campbell,
Upon being asked about dumping data into a paper.
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May 11, 2015
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I'm the despotic ruler that everyone wanted!
— Matthew Milano,
On what to do with the rest of his D&D character's life
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May 10, 2015
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I take Andrew Myers' name in vain.
— Bob Constable,
on higher powers
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May 6, 2015
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