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Writing statements is hard hard.
— Nate Foster,
giving a talk about fellowships
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Oct. 6, 2015
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Cisco's never really done security until now.
— Robert Broberg,
explaining the research history of Cisco
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Oct. 2, 2015
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"Yes, Nate?" - Gün
"Jiggle your dongle." - Nate
— Nate Foster,
at the Industry-Academia Partnership Cloud Computing Workshop, helping Gun out with a blue problem
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Oct. 2, 2015
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We send messages to what we call "gates," because we got a lot of money from Gates.
— Robbert van Renesse,
describing the networking layer in his cloud computing system
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Oct. 2, 2015
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I'm a princess; they'll listen to me!
— Matthew Milano,
Somewhere north of Kiev
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Oct. 1, 2015
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Yaaay, I love dictating!
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
celebrating the opportunity to decide on dinner.
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Sept. 30, 2015
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You can't trust anyone these days because they always turn out to be FBI agents.
— Ari Juels,
while describing the advantages of smart contracts for criminals
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Sept. 28, 2015
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We could have fewer lawyers in the world. That's an unmitigated good.
— Ari Juels,
on non-criminal uses of smart contracts
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Sept. 28, 2015
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You shouldn't even be able to get a CS degree if you use a Hotmail account.
— Anne Bracy,
annoyed at the fact that her attempts to e-mail a student at their Cornell address resulted in a bounce from a Hotmail account.
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Sept. 24, 2015
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That's a bug, but it could also be a feature.
— Scott Wehrwein,
on a seam in his temporal composite video, in which people suddenly go from fast to slow motion when passing a tree.
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Sept. 23, 2015
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"Interesting," it turns out, is hard to define.
— Scott Wehrwein,
on building an "interesting detector" for videos
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Sept. 23, 2015
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That's just data collection, so don't blame me.
Well, I collected the data too, so blame me.
— Scott Wehrwein,
during a student brown bag talk.
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Sept. 23, 2015
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