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On the Internet no one knows you're a Pokémon, and the adversary is trying to get all the Bitcoins for himself.
— Elaine Shi,
concluding talk at the end of the IC3/Ethereum Bootcamp
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July 28, 2016
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I was a mushroom once.
— Dexter Kozen
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June 17, 2016
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Okay, but you might know ... too much.
— Andrew Myers,
discussing Ross's ability to decipher a talk
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June 7, 2016
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I guess what I'm saying is that Narcissus was Jonathan-like.
— Jonathan Dilorenzo,
on his prettiness
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May 26, 2016
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andru: "Why don't we each label our comments with privacy labels, for example, the privacy label can be 'only the chair can see, or all can see'. Then we can enforce these security labels, etc. etc."
all other faculty: "Andru, isn't that your research?"
— Andrew Myers,
in faculty meeting discussing who should see comments on faculty candidates
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May 26, 2016
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Today we're really happy to have a speaker not talking about applied crypto...
— Nate Foster,
introducing a Systems Lunch talk
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May 6, 2016
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I don't trust just-in-time compiling. What if just-in-time is late?
— Jake Gardner,
explaining his language choices.
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May 6, 2016
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Andrew [Myers] is what happens when you combine the Hulk and the Sandman.
— Matthew Milano,
discussing Andrew's sleep schedule
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May 3, 2016
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Eston: Wait, that's not okay!!
Ross: Yeah, you can throw a monkey wrench.
Eston: THROUGH TIME?!
— Eston Schweickart and Ross Knepper,
discussing the rules of time machines
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April 22, 2016
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I'm going to give it a few minutes, because Isaac is angrily fighting a printer
— Tom Magrino,
delaying a meeting
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April 20, 2016
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We have to assume the axiom of false choice.
— Jake Gardner,
on how to well-order wrong statements.
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April 19, 2016
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I especially have to say that this work is elegant because some of the authors are sitting here.
— Yupeng Zhang,
describing some prior work at Systems Lunch
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April 15, 2016
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