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If Michael Roberts dies, get out of the mine.
— Ross Knepper,
discussing good canaries for course comprehension.
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What does everybody have against passive-aggression? Sometimes, people deserve it.
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
giving tips on managing your advisor
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Just burn POPL to the ground, ESOP will remember you!
— Lillian Lee,
to Andrew Myers, who is POPL PC chair
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So what is to stop this from generating flying pigs?
— Ross Knepper,
at a job talk on vision
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That's a complete contradiction of what I've just said, but they're both true.
...That's going on the quotes page, isn't it.
— Ross Knepper,
after explaining that nobody reads teaching statements, but they're very important.
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Yeah… my one-man show “The Encryption Key To My Heart” is entering its second week
— Paul Grubbs,
replying to a joke about what Cornell Tech PhD students do in the city.
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So it's like alternative medicine for your eyes?
— James Noeckel,
on f.lux
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The things one does to be able to sit in a Lorenzo lecture...
— Kai Mast,
explaining the trade-off of missing leftover food and attending a lecture by Lorenzo Alvisi
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That's bizarre... I just coded in templates for an hour and it worked.
— Matthew Milano,
On his coding style
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Long story short, Becky is a magical badass. No one knows how she does everything that she does.
— Jed Liu,
Talking about one of the many things Becky does to make the CS PhD program awesome.
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I guess what I'm saying is that Narcissus was Jonathan-like.
— Jonathan Dilorenzo,
on his prettiness
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You guys are Cornell students, come on. I expect this from Harvard students, but not from Cornell students.
— Dexter Kozen,
complaining about grammatical errors in proofs
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I realize many of you want to provide comments, but I'm looking for questions, so just at the end add "What do you think about that?"
— Robbert van Renesse,
inviting questions for a panel at FuDiCo
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I work on it, but I don't understand it.
— Steffen Smolka,
regarding networking.
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This will be super fun; in here, we can follow all the rules!
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
unintentionally parodying himself
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