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Jesus H. Bald Christ!
— Alan Demers
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May 19, 1978
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The only reason we're here and you're there is that we're older than you.
— David Gries,
To first-year students
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May 3, 1978
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This syntactic sugar is looking terrible - syntactic pepper.
— Bob Constable
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April 25, 1978
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Student: That means zero to the zero is zero.
Hopcroft: Observations like that lead me to believe that you understand what I'm doing.
— John Hopcroft
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Nov. 14, 1977
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Is that a question? I keep hearing these grunts.
— Corky Cartwright
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Oct. 11, 1977
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I would guess infinity falls somewhere between 4 and 8.
— Barry Bakalor
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Sept. 20, 1977
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This is instantaneous, which is pretty fast.
— Dick Conway
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Sept. 13, 1977
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I sort of have the minimal knowledge of hardware you can have and come out of Stanford.
— Corky Cartwright
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March 4, 1977
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I can fill up blackboards in a great hurry. If you can fill up blackboards very quickly, then it must be interesting.
— Jim Donahue
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Feb. 14, 1977
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The proof took five blackboards, so the method is worthless.
— Jim Donahue
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Feb. 2, 1977
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Will the rest of the talk be in English?
— Juris Hartmanis,
To a seminar speaker who, unlike himself, spoke with an accent
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Oct. 14, 1976
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Hopefully - I'm David Gries from Cornell.
— David Gries
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There are two ways to share data. The first is that you don't. You either share it or you don't, if you know what I mean. No, you don't.
— Greg Andrews
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Sept. 20, 1976
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We can prove these are valid ... I hope we can prove them all valid ... I hope they're all valid.
— Susan Gerhart
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Jan. 29, 1976
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Everything has to be written down and not in my head, because I don't know my head from a hole in the wall.
— Greg Andrews
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