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I say quotable things all the time
— Fabian Muehlboeck,
Talking about the quotes server
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You don't have to be creative when you can invert all the arrows
— Fran Mota
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You could say "friendship" is defined as take two people and spit out a random boolean
— Ross Tate,
in TPLS, meging small-world with probabilistic programming.
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It's confusing when you have a list of things where some of things are not like the others.
— Andrew Myers,
PL Discussion Group Talk
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Serge: I'm going to skip a bunch of stuff...I'll just mention "deep learning"..."big data"...
Robbert: ...and "software-defined something."
— Robbert van Renesse,
at the Cornell Systems Industry Workshop
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Nov. 21, 2014
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Penalty. Unicorns are full of rainbows and butterflies.
— Isaac Sheff,
while moderating a debate on "Upworthy or Clickhole?" at SIGSEGV
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Nov. 15, 2014
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Don't grade bad
— Noah Snavely,
visiting a CS 311 grading session
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Dec. 10, 2013
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How about Bayes Watch?
— Dexter Kozen,
Response to Alex Niculescu's plea for title suggestions for his untitled B-exam talk on Bayesian networks.
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June 9, 2008
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Tom: I could lend you my broomstick.
Benyah: But then how will you get here?
— Benyah Shaparenko,
After his A-exam practice talk, on suggestions for pointing devices.
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Jan. 10, 2008
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Go directly to CS280. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
— Fred Schneider,
Critiquing notation during a talk.
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May 5, 2006
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The colloquium will ... provide graduate students opportunities to resent their work ...
— CS Webmaster,
Announcing NESCAI '06, a student run AI colloquium.
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Dec. 12, 2005
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You guys there in the back need to grow longer necks... Lamarckian evolution.
— Andrew Myers,
After constant problems with using lower parts of the blackboard.
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Sept. 23, 2005
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So we may be computing the wrong thing, but at least we can compute it very quickly.
— Lillian Lee,
During a Colloquium talk, discussing the application of fast min-cut algorithms to an NLP problem.
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Sept. 8, 2005
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You know this is important if there are two levels of introduction. And if I put on a skirt.
— Claire Cardie,
First Charlie introduced the Gerard Salton lecture series, and then Claire introduced Karen Sparck Jones, the first speaker in it.
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March 1, 2005
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Dexter: I mixed up left and right.
Juris: You're left handed, aren't you?
Dexter: Yes
Juris: Oh, that explains it.
— Juris Hartmanis,
During AI Lunch
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Feb. 11, 2005
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