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I've been outside the alphabet. I've transcended the alphabet.
— Andrew Myers,
Snack assignment
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Never bet against the compiler.
— Mike Stonebraker,
on why it's better to program your database in SQL than a low-level NoSQL language
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As a control, we measured how much sound we could record with a brick.
— Bill Freeman,
on recovering sound from small motions in video
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NP-hard is...well, it's pretty hard.
— Kilian Weinberger,
CS 4780
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Let me explain that expression. Let me not explain that expression.
— Dexter Kozen,
using confusing expressions in an algorithm.
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A panel is just a framework in which the moderator asks questions, and then the panelists talk about whatever they want to anyway.
— Dahlia Malkhi,
as a panelist at the FuDiCo workshop
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Let's talk about John Hopcroft's coke habit.
— Andrew Hirsch,
discussing the Coke Machine. Which dispenses *soda*
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Systems never crash
— Fred Schneider,
PLDG
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That's an excellent question. I'll be talking about the problem of a 6 year old mashing the button rather than a 3 year old mashing the button, however.
— Ari Juels,
Answering a question about problems with authentication tokens during a lecture.
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I don't want to risk being vegan.
— Rahmtin Rotabi
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Constraints is the internet.
— Laure Thompson,
Discussing a workshop for teaching middle schoolers about networking.
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I've never done classy things. With like, belts and stuff.
— Adam Campbell,
Talking about martial arts
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It takes 3 minutes of measurement, 4 minutes of computation, and 5 minutes were wasted because we did this in MATLAB and didn't optimize our code very well.
— Sergey Levine,
describing how long it takes a robot to learn to assemble Lego bricks
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The bike is now a car.
— Andrew Hirsch,
to Tom Magrino, updating an example in a tutorial.
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Loud female voice in Gates hallway: "I love you...! And I love the work that you do... and I love the comments that you say! … I love you!”
Quiet male voice: “Ugh... thanks...”
— Unknown,
Hallway conversation
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