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Let message m be "Naked men mud-wrestling"
— Fred Schneider,
Describing how to use hybrid encryption to send a single encrypted message such that multiple principals (with different keys) can decrypt it. The principals were cable boxes authorized to view (1) sports and (2) dirty movies.
Feb. 17, 2004
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