Quotes by Fred Schneider
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Remember in 11th grade you had these word problems: "Alice is taking a milk bath, the milk is going in at some rate, the chocolate syrup is going in at some rate..."— Fred Schneider, On the use of (sometimes gratuitous) formalism. · Feb. 26, 2004 · Permalink
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The purpose of this is for Alice and Bob to have enough knives to do what they want to do for the rest of this dance.— Fred Schneider, In a discussion of the SSL protocol. · Feb. 24, 2004 · Permalink
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Let message m be "Naked men mud-wrestling"— Fred Schneider, Describing how to use hybrid encryption to send a single encrypted message such that multiple principals (with different keys) can decrypt it. The principals were cable boxes authorized to view (1) sports and (2) dirty movies. · Feb. 17, 2004 · Permalink
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If this doesn't return soon, you will only have been a promising graduate student.— Fred Schneider, Loaning a student a CD-ROM. · Aug. 20, 2003 · Permalink
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Alumnus: Everything I know about concurrency I learned from your class.
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Rice is one of our best customers for junior faculty.— Fred Schneider · Nov. 11, 1984 · Permalink
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I've led a sheltered life.— Fred Schneider · April 5, 1982 · Permalink
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Euclid was a different disaster.— Fred Schneider · Feb. 3, 1982 · Permalink
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Philosophers are degenerate forms of octopodes.— Fred Schneider · May 23, 1981 · Permalink
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You could always kill a philosopher.— Fred Schneider · May 13, 1981 · Permalink